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So reliable, so much control. The Astron brings order to the chaos of Los Santos. Now when you he... Read more
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Modern and forward-thinking on the outside, trapped in the 19th century on the inside, the Jackal is as British as they come. More leather and wood paneling than any other luxury car in its class. But don't mention "class"...
$ 60 000
The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a small town drug dealer again.
From $ 525 000
If you're looking to bang freshmen, haul surfboards, or run weed across the border, this is the camper for you. Membership to an elite group of dropouts, degenerates and dudes stuck in the past is only a few thousand bucks away.
$ 11 000
Join the almost hubless revolution and get a hole in your wallet as big as the one in your back wheel. Nothing says weekend warrior like this custom chopper, khakis, and a leather jacket.
$ 92 500
Tell your liberal neighbors you bought the Progen for its 'fuel efficiency' and reduced 'carbon' emissions, when you really got it because they hoo ... Read more
$ 2 200 000
Live the dream with your very own shuttle bus! This is so uncool, hipsters have started driving them ironically. Perfect for transporting groups of senior citizens to retirement homes or fat tourists to all-inclusive hotels.
$ 30 000
The Karin 190z changed the world. If European marques harbored any residual sense of innate superiority, this is the car that crushed it utterly an ... Read more
$ 900 000
Low wing, very light jet aircraft for the business traveller. Perfect for ferrying your favorite hookers out to meet you in Las Venturas, picking u ... Read more
$ 950 000
The thrill of seafaring adventure is only a downpayment away. You set sail with a fair wind and a hull brimming with illegal immigrants. Hours late ... Read more
$ 1 250 000
Say what you like about the Reds, but they knew a thing or two about brutalist military chic. The V-65 Molotok has been reproduced in juntas and d ... Read more
From $ 3 600 000
The Voltic was the first highway-capable, all-electric sports car on the market in the United States. Boasts a battery life shorter than your iFruit phone so that you can still call a cab home when you grind to a halt in the middle of nowhere.
$ 150 000
Look in the mirror and what do you see? Is it a flabby, pallid investment manager with a solitary sex life and spiraling personal debts? It's OK, y ... Read more
$ 500 000
A Cheval pickup's body with monster truck suspension and wheels. It's like having your husband's wallet and your best girlfriend's body and mind. Or just a monster truck. Comes with a beer holder, 'cause the cops ain't pulling you over.
$ 500 000
Marketed heavily on patriotism, a Granger commercial always includes scenes of strong Americans baling hay and winning wars. Strictly speaking, this full-size pickup is still "made in America"...if you include Central and South America.
$ 35 000