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Fun fact: what's the fastest growing market in the American auto industry? That's right! Compact SUVs! And do you know why? That's right! Neither d... Read more

What do a 23rd Century hypercar and a family-friendly SUV have in common? More than you might think. They both turn you into a leadfooted, tailgati... Read more

The original and best way to invite the loathing of every liberal and peacenik on the interstate, the Patriot is three tons of solid liberty coming... Read more

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Live out your childhood dreams in your very own fire truck. It will be worth the effort of hauling it through the streets when you're firing the wa... Read more