The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a smal... Read more

When you're doing 90 in the fast lane, this is the car right on your ass flashing its high beams. If you're quite rich, and really an asshole, and ... Read more

Drape a sweater over the shoulders and throw on some loafers without socks because you've made it! The Speeder is a classic Italian-style wooden sp... Read more

An Italian luxury car company founded in Bologna at the beginning of the 20th Century that focused on racing cars. Having failed to win many Grand ... Read more

Don't be fooled by a lick of paint and polish: underneath the showroom finish the Cheburek is nothing but a lump of iron curtain that's been smelte... Read more

You might be wondering, does the world really need another high-caliber sports saloon? But remember, there are some things the human race can never... Read more

Super fast, super unshielded. When you're riding a Nemesis, you don't just feel the wind in your hair, you feel it tearing into the back of your ey... Read more

This is luxury reasserted. Right in your neighbor's face. Boom. You like that. That's right, you are better than him, and you could have his wife i... Read more