Land the killer blow in our war against the earth. Hop in the front, and watch as the natural world withers and dies around you, together with anyo... Read more

Imagine the most exclusive two-door sports car on the planet. Now imagine gutting it, and transforming it into a lightweight, liveried, carbon-fibe... Read more

A big, fast, loud, screw-the-economic-downturn powerboat, the Jetmax screams "I'm a new-money millionaire and I don't care who knows it!" If you're... Read more

Tell your liberal neighbors you bought the Progen for its 'fuel efficiency' and reduced 'carbon' emissions, when you really got it because they hoo... Read more

60 tons of fun. A heavily-armored battle tank with a 1,500hp turbine engine and a 120mm cannon, the Rhino delivers a hell of a lot of bang for your... Read more

Promoted by Karin as an "attainable luxury vehicle", the Asterope is the perfect car for the middle manager who knows deep down he'll never be a se... Read more

They built 'em good in the Seventies. So good, you can stick a meat grinder on the front and drive right through the badlands without losing a sing... Read more

Your mom lied: size matters. And while we're at it, no one cares what you're like on the inside, money and power are the most important things in l... Read more