Luxury German Sedan. Better than a BF, but not quite a Benefactor. Fast and practical with a classy look, this is just the car to over-leverage on.... Read more

A sleek, sexy 4-seater, this is the reason you never see an ugly woman on a speedboat. One look at the Squalo and even the most prudish of female g... Read more

The original and best way to invite the loathing of every liberal and peacenik on the interstate, the Patriot is three tons of solid liberty coming... Read more

What's more exciting than a helicopter? A miniature helicopter! What's more exciting than an miniature helicopter? A weaponized miniature helicopte... Read more

The Dinka Verus, a resilient off-roader that can withstand a barrage of brutal rolls, savage spins and implausibly catastrophic head-ons. Of course... Read more

The Italians are unrivaled in flamboyance, sex scandals and financial improprieties. Now you can be too!... Read more

In the world of tactical air support, bigger is better, right? Wrong. Consider this. The next time one of your legitimate business associates arran... Read more

Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schaf... Read more