It's a German-style sedan with none of the reliability. An Italian car with none of the flair. Luxurious and mundane. Exciting and banal. Sporty an... Read more

The perfect car to go with your flesh tunnel earrings, frosted spikes, and oversize jeans. Buy this and you'll never fail to be mistaken for a smal... Read more

Redefine off-roading with Gallivanter's new and improved Baller: sure, it'll fall to pieces at the first sight of rugged terrain, but it'll plough ... Read more

Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schaf... Read more

It takes a brave man to look beyond the immense weight and astonishingly poor aerodynamics of this monument to the nuclear family. It takes a visio... Read more

It's hard to measure success, but when you're on a car website and several thousand dollars is the 'affordable option', we think it's fair to say y... Read more

The Fugitive is the go-to cruiser for law enforcement and those that want to pretend they are law enforcement. The gas mileage isn't so great, but ... Read more

Bollokan's first and only production car was already in showrooms before someone told them that "Bollokan" didn't sound anything like a fashionable... Read more