Marketed heavily on patriotism, a Granger commercial always includes scenes of strong Americans baling hay and winning wars. Strictly speaking, thi... Read more

The Pegassi Torero gave you old-school pornstar heat. The XO is something altogether more glamorous. With its powerful angles, edgy lines and ecsta... Read more

Ironically named light armored personnel vehicle. Perfect for crushing small rebellions in a dictatorship or wiping out peaceful protests in an all... Read more

The Slamvan is your ride straight back to a time when your shrink prescribed LSD, your President was a bigot, most people were bigots, and pickup t... Read more

No problem getting a pair of 300lb tweens in the back of this bad boy... the Vapid Sadler is a full-size pick-up for full-size Americans. The best-... Read more

The Chino may be as close to perfection as a car can get - but then, would you deny your wife a lifetime of cosmetic surgery just because she's "na... Read more

There was a time when the barest mention of the word 'Rumpo' sent a shiver down the spine of every kidnap victim and abductee in America. The Rumpo... Read more

All the danger, none of the risk: this little devil is fully weaponized, and what's more, when you inevitably drive over the proximity mine you jus... Read more