The modern urban thug doesn't need fat tires, massive cylinders and reinforced bodywork to make the streets his kingdom. Welcome to a world where t... Read more

Tell your liberal neighbors you bought the Progen for its 'fuel efficiency' and reduced 'carbon' emissions, when you really got it because they hoo... Read more

Bored during rush hour? Need to make an impression when a dictator is in town? Sick of having to choose between the comfort and status of a limousi... Read more

Who doesn't remember their first time? It seems just like yesterday: stealing a delicate hypercar, hitting the freeway going north, taking the dirt... Read more

The name says it all. You can weave in and out of traffic with ease in this little number. Get a blow up doll for the passenger seat and ride in th... Read more

Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schaf... Read more

Powerful, intimidating and a little sadistic, driving the Cypher is the most hardcore experience to come out of Germany since der menschlichen Toil... Read more

The legendary Swedish four door sedan. All the boxy design of a 1980s Vulcar, with none of the reliability. For lovers of tight jeans, micro brewer... Read more