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The Landstalker is a full-size luxury SUV driven by people you assume must be drug dealers or trophy wives, because that's easier than dealing with... Read more

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Powerful, understated, reliable. You have absolutely none of these qualities, so it's important to you that your car does. The new Benefactor Schaf... Read more

Weather the new Great Depression with a car from the last Great Depression. When this rolled off the production line in 1937, minorities and women ... Read more

Super fast, super unshielded. When you're riding a Nemesis, you don't just feel the wind in your hair, you feel it tearing into the back of your ey... Read more

You never forget the first time you sit behind the wheel of a mint condition Declasse Tornado: that effortless class, that shameless bulge in your ... Read more

Remember the kid who always had a multi-tool with him? Remember how popular he was, and how often he got laid? Well, if he had survived high school... Read more